Two good and funny jokes.

I heard these jokes and of course I have to pass them on. 

1.   President Obama calls the FOX channel and tells them that he is disappointed with their programming because they don't have enough Latinos and African Americans on the network.  Fox responds by saying they will correct the problem.  Starting Saturday they are going to show Americas Most Wanted and Cops twice a day!!!!!

2.  Lady goes into Baskin and Robbins and asks the clerk how many flavor of Ice cream do they have.  He said 31 and they are all posted behind him.  She asks if he could read it to her because she doesn't have her glasses.  He reads them to her and she asks for "Chocolate", the guy tells her that unfortunately there is no more chocolate.  She asks him to read them a second time and even tho he is a little upset he does it.  She asks for "Chocolate" again.  He turns and says there is no chocolate.  She asks him a third time to read them to her and he does it but angrily.  She asks for "Chocolate" one more time.  He's pissed at this point.  He asks her, "Lady, if you take the letters I-L-L-A out of Vanilla what do you get?"  She says, "VAN" He says, "If you take out B-E-R-R-Y out of Strawberry what do you get?" She says, "Straw." He says, "If you take out FUCK out of Chocolate, what do you get?" She says, "There is no FUCK in Chocolate!"  He screams, "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!".

Please enjoy these jokes and have a wonderful weekend and for us Fathers, Have a beautiful and most deserving Fathers day!"  From me to you!!!