Thursday, June 30, 2011

Drink, Smoke, live it up!!!!

See, I'm not the first one to judge but I think that the following subject and opinions have to be said.  it's one of those things that make you shake your head in awe.  It's the loss of self-respect as an adult in comparison to the young bucks out there today.

When I was a teenager, I always had a problem drinking.  I would hang with my friends and there would be little or no alcohol.  I was always aware of that Spanish saying, "Tell me with whom you walk and I tell you who you are".  I wasn't invited to too many parties because I didn't drink or smoke. (Weed)

I, in my early 20's on occasion, did drink and I always said it, If I'm going to drink, it's to get fucked up!!!  So, I did.  I got fucked up to the point that I ended up on the FDR drive in the lap of my best friend at the time.  She didn't know how we got there either.  In fact, it was at my ex best friends bachelor party that it happened.

Anyway, I'm ranting on to make a point.  I understand why young people of today, and I mean persons between 21-34 years old, go out and have a party/great time.  I understand the need to smoke and get high.  I understand.  I pray that they, soon enough, understand it's time to grow up and move forward with your life.  It's not all about getting high.  It's not all about fucking that shorty tonight.  It's all about your individual growth.

I, shake my head even more, when I see my generation still doing it!  I was sitting down enjoying the weather yesterday in front of my building while my daughter was in the sprinkles.  A couple of young girls sat down to eat something they had bought from the store.  As they were going home, I was told that they smoke and get high with their mother!!!!   I asked how old they were and they told me 14 years old!!!  They even said that they were having sex and that the mother knew about it.

That got me mad, not at them but at their ignorant mother.  it's not the bad student, it's the bad teacher.  Or in this case, the bad parent!  We blame our children for not making it far in life and yet we are terrible role models.  I love my children too much to give them a bad future.

My generation smoking and drinking and whoring and hanging out like its okay then complaining about it the next day.  "Oh man, I don't have enough for this or that."  Whatever.  If you are one of those people that missed out on your youth, well then, I'm sorry to say, too bad!  You can't regain it but you can enjoy your life without those stupid things like Herb, ex, beer, fuckin' rum!  Whatever it takes you to escape, you can find other ways.

I'm 44 years old, I don't drink, don't smoke and by the looks of me it's obvious I don't sleep around.  I'm very proud of myself.  I did what I did in my 20's and I'm paying for it now.  The only thing I miss from back in the day is the friendships.  Now, as an adult raising two children, I see the light in a different way.  I want my children to live long and happy lives.  I want them to be drug free and non-alcoholics.  I don't want them relying on a substance to achieve their goals.

I think what I'm basically saying is that only you know what's best for you and you are not going to find it on the bottom of a shot glass or at the end of a blunt.  Don't hate on others because they don't like what you do.  Most of you need to learn from experience and I pray to God that the experience don't kill you. 

Bless you all...Do it while you're young and live.  Once you're older you can't get it back no matter how hard you try.  It can break up a marriage, can have you end up a grand parent.  You can die from disease.

I'm just saying.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Tightness!

I'm feeling a little tightness today.  I received my first tuition notice from my daughters new school.  It's $288.00.  When I called the school to ask why is it so much, she said that it wasn't the first tuition payment but rather the fundraising payment. 

i was under the impression that the fundraising payment would be split across the board in 10 months but now I find out that It has to be paid now before the school starts.  And that's not even the tuition payment!!

SMH...I have no idea what I am doing.  So, I asked God why am I in such a tight position, or even better, why would he allow others that are responsible for our kids too, not pay anything and have us in such a tight spot.  They're living the life but no responsibilities!

Something is going on and I'm telling you, I will be hitting the lotto soon.  For me to deal with all this nonsense and have to live literally month by month barely making it and my kids not being able to enjoy an icy off the street or something to cool them down because of stupidity! 

I can understand why some people give up on our lord.  Why some people don't believe in him.  I believe in him so much, I get mad at myself for doubting sometime.  I have to pray for a great outcome to my situation so:

Dear Lord, Almighty Father, I am your humble servant and I love you.  Your presence is felt everywhere I go and I am grateful for that. I know you have a path in mind for me and I ask that you grace me with the Holy Spirit so that I may see and walk the path for me.  I pray that you remove all hatred in my heart and fill it with love.  I am lost and wonder why.  You can guide me to a better life.  I ask for my daily bread and that you revenge against those that wish harm to me and my family.  I call your name Almighty Father and thank you for all I have been given.  I await your response with open heart and patience.  Forgive me for doubting  and bless all that seek and find you.  In his almighty name!!!!  Amen.

In sounds better in Latin:

O Domine, Pater omnipotens, ego sum, servus et humilis amo te. Praesentia ubique tuus vadam, et palpato eo habeo gratiam. Scio tibi in via animum mihi rogo mihi gratiam Spiritus Sancti ita ut videat et ambulet in via pro me. Oro vos in corde meo et auferam omne odium amore replebit. Et mirum est cur pereo. Quisque ut meliorem vitam ducere. Obsecro te pro meo panem et vindictam contra illos qui volunt malum mihi et familiae meae. Voco nomen tuum, Pater omnipotens, et gratias agam et ego dedi vos omnes. Responsum tuum exspecto toto corde et patientiam. Dimitte me ut benedicam dubitandi et quaerere et invenire. In omnipotens nomen! Amen.

Thanks for letting me vent a little!!!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Married, gay or taken..........Heartbroken

I had to elaborate more on this comment from facebook because I feel that I fall into one of these categories.  I feel many of us fall into the category (Heartbroken). 

Many of us, good people, come out of relationships and after having mourned the proper time, find it difficult to find love or trust again.  One of the reasons is that we still hold our emotions on our sleeves and although try not to admit it, it shows.

Depending on the way the relationship ended, someone may actually rise to the top faster than the other.  If there was abuse, negligence or even abandonment, then I agree it should have been over quickly.  No one needs to be in that kind of relationship.  What happens tho, when someone leaves for nonsense?

It leaves the other heartbroken.  It hurts and it shows.  the energy surrounding that person doesn't allow anyone to see their true self.  Therefore, affecting the attraction if there is any.  All the good ones are out there.  You have to give them a little time to talk.  Get over the last relationship and give them reasons to trust again.

For those that know me, know my specific situation.  I must admit that I MAY have been at fault about 5% but the rest is hers.  Anyway, in reading another comment, it says to love, honor and respect the partner and they will be there forever.  Got news for you, it doesn't work that way.   I gave of my all and she still lost her mind.

I guess what I'm saying is that, the good ones are there.  You may have to work a little harder to see them but I know they are willing to give you a chance.  those that are heartbroken need to lower their guards just a little bit.  Stop teasing unless you truly are interested.  Follow thru and take a chance.  i don't want to hear that there are no more out there when you haven't try at all.

One more thing, We don't all drink, smoke or hang out hard.  I personally prefer a walk to get a milk shake.  Talking about life and it's hurdles.  and a smile that will motivate me to try and see you again.  I hate seeing beautiful women hanging out wasting their time to be with a hood rat that is going no where.  And then you bitch when they screw you and break the hell out because they don't want a relationship.!  (Hit it and quit it)

Don't complain!  We are not ALL married, taken or gay.  Not that it even matters for some of you! 

Friday, June 24, 2011

MY personal opinion

I have to give it to the gay and lesbian community.  They must have pushed hard and made the right connections to mow over those radicals that did not have open minds.  Kudos. I would like to say that I believe in the Constitution and in the United States.  I believe in its process and the people that honestly run and protect it.  (God bless the soldiers that keep my freedom at all costs)

Personally, I have no opinion on gay marriage.  If they want to feel the agony of what is marriage, then whatever.  Before I continue, I would like to say that it's true, everybody has a friend or family member that is gay.  I just happen to have both.  I love my teacher.  He is a mentor to me and without him I wouldn't be where I am today.  A respectful, loyal, Intelligent human being.  (Pats his back!)  I owe him plenty.

I love him more because he didn't let his lifestyle define him.  He respected you because he demanded respect.  He never got fresh with me or crossed the line with anyone.  He was in a monogamous relationship for over 30 years and I admire him for that.  He made it work.

I have a sister that is gay and she is happy.  She is in a relationship for 10 years.  Again happy as can be.  She respects herself and the lifestyle and she is a great person for it. I love her.  She is making it work.  Not because she is gay but because she feels it's love.

Please keep in mind that this is my opinion.  I have a major problem with the gay and lesbian community that let the lifestyle define them.  They have No respect for others simply because they feel that homosexuality is the master race.  They use being gay to manipulate others and convince others that they are gay because they are.

I was once told that I'm gay.  A lesbian that I once worked with swore that I was gay because I liked Broadway musicals and medieval art and so forth.  I laughed at her face.  She swore it up and down to the point where, it affected me.  I got upset and I challenged her to a, excuse the words, pussy eating contest.  She immediately shut up.

I immediately thought, "I'm not pushing my straightness on her, why is she pushing her gayness on me?"  I respect, appreciate and accept homosexuality in my life.  As long as I'm respected, appreciated and accepted for who I am.  I don't think I have to "Grow up" to have an opinion.  It's my God given right and God's law is LAW! 

I don't care about this whole gay marriage thing.  To each their own.  If you're for it or against it and you make comments about the contrary, are you judging or are you just exercising your rights?  Either way, it's another day in NYC.  A city that never ceases to amaze me.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

"Papo's Variety Store" Preview...A Musical by Ken Bravo

This is a preview of my play "Papo's Variety Store".  It's me playing the opening scene and song.  the music and lyrics are my originals.  Please read the set up below.

The set up:  It's 4:30 in the morning on the street corner of Forsyth st and Rivington St.  Mandingo the junkie just got his fix and is feeling real nice.  He sings about his next fix and how he has to plan to find another fix.  As he is done with that song, it begins to play a salsa rift which opens the stage like a morning sunrise.  It gives the world the opportunity to meet and greet the other characters.  You will only see Mandingo.  (Played by me)


For those that have the privelage to see this preview, please feel free to comment on the song and the music.  Please keep in mind that I'm not a professional singer or actor and this was my attempt to show the person who plays Mandingo the way it should be played.  I don't mind constructive critism but if you are being rude and obnoxious, remember it's better not to say anything at all.

Copyright: Ken Bravo Entertainment. 2011 The use of this video is strickly prohibited without the written consent of Ken Bravo Entertainment And/or it's representing officers.  You do NOT have permission to upload this on to youtube or any other social network.

Another case of SMH

Last night, I was talking to my friend about how young people today are taking pictures with just them pouting.  Now, I don't know where this fad originates from.  I assume its an attempt to show that they have lips (the thin lips) or an attempt to make a face that says something. (Maybe sexiness)

I don't know but I think its a dumb fad.  Growing up I learned that women want/need to enhance their looks with make up.  I also learned to appreciate beauty in the natural look.  I've found that the woman that looks like she's not wearing make up when she is and looks beautiful is just perfect.

To enhance a picture by pouting in it just makes you look sleazy.  Natural beauty is in/on everyone.  You just have to find it!  There is no reason to make yourself look ridiculous.  Now, I want to discuss those pics of older women pouting.  LOL  I have to laugh.  I appreciate women who accept life for what it is.  Some woman feel like they haven't finished life and need to act like they are teenagers again. 

Even some beautiful, sexy grandmothers.  Remember, you don't have to be old to be a grandmother just a mother at a young age.  Anyway, the pouting fad was picked up by the older generation.  C'mon people, you're beautiful as you are!  A smile says soo much more! 

How about Deuces?  As far as I know, when you drop a deuce it means you're taking a dump!  How did it turn to something said during a picture?  maybe I need to try to re-hatch my youth again? I don't know.  I also just want to remind you that this is one man's opinion and not meant to offend.  How can I offend all you lovely ladies.  Then again, how do I know you're lovely and beautiful if you're making that face?  LOL  It's another case of SMH

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

You know who you are!

I wanted to talk about the friends that ruin a happy marriage.  You know who you are.  You're that person that hangs out with a married woman or man and encourage drinking, infidelity, lying and so forth.

You're that person that can never find the right partner for you so you want your friend to be the same.  Misery loves company I guess.  You were there when your friend and her husband were boyfriend and girlfriend and you loved them both equally.  The day they got married, you missed the hang out and decided that you want to bring your friend back to the dark side.

You design situations in your favor so that turmoil can interrupt what would normally be a beautiful relationship.  You tell your friend one thing, then tell the partner something different so that you look good in the light.  You will NEVER be happy because your complex has caused you to have NO self-esteem. 

You use your body to attempt to get whatever you want and often end up getting used.  You are on drugs or some sort of stimulant and you want the world to be on that with you too.  I have so much contempt for you but knowing that you will never be happy comforts me. 

If one day you learn to accept life for what it is and live and let live, there maybe a chance.  Other than that, your screwed.  Good for you.  Again, I know you will never read this but in the event, you know who you are.

FWB

I'm going to be 45 years old this Sept.  I've been through many relationships, the last one lasting about 16 yrs. What a disappointment!  LOL  Anyway, I don't foresee myself going through another committed relationship because it has become very difficult to trust anyone.

I have found many GREAT friends on FB.  Friends that I had an incling that they were there for me but due to unfortunate circumstances, they weren't able to maintain the friendships.  Now, they have come out and I believe we are closer than ever.  I really appreciate them.

The problem is that being a human being, I have natural urges that need to be taken cared of.  So the question one has to ask themselves is, How do I fill my needs without having to commit or spending any money?  LOL 

I must sound like a dirty old man trying to get some ass at all costs and I sincerely apologise if I have offended anyone with these comments. I know many people have high standard morals and may be offended but the reality is that we are all old enough to understand life.  We are not in the 1940's, it's the 21st century.

I just asked myself, why am I writing this?  I honestly want to say that I feel some woman feel the same way but are too shy to admit it.  I know a few who love their independencies and the fact that they have ONE person for the urges.  I just wanted to make it clear that in my opinion, there is nothing wrong with FWB unless one of them is married.  Then that's a whole different ballgame.

Is it okay for a woman to have an FWB and not be considered a slut but a man can't have one?  I know I am a nice, loyal, honest seasoned gentleman.  I like what I have now and don't want to lose it for a woman/girlfriend that will mess it up.  Believe it or not, I know couples that started as FWB and are now happily married.  Who knows where it may lead just don't give it up as an option.

I love you guys!!!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Not Much To Ask

It amazes me how some women enjoy being with someone who don't feel the same way they feel.  They feel like they can change them or that there is hope.  I got news for you ladies.  The person will never change.  They are that same person as when you first met them.

I'm not saying this to ruin your day or try to open your minds.  Your minds are already made up so God bless but don't think there is a chance of you changing them, especially if it has been a year or more.  i speak from experience.

I will say that i started my relationship and after 5 years to the day, I married her.  What boggles the mind is that she claimed to have loved me for exactly the way I was with her.  She enjoyed it very much.  What would make her think that I would change after 5 years and marrying her?  Isn't it just a piece of paper?

I have another friend, very nice girl, who is in a situation that looks like it's going to end up badly.  It's obvious he doesn't love her as much as she loves him.  She, however, sees hope.  One year later and he still hasn't evolved.  I wish her the best and I hope that when she opens her eyes, she sees it for how it's sopposed to be.

The old adage, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" works in this case.  They will be how they will be.  I just feel that the women shouldn't expect change especially if they know what they got into from the beginning.  It's not much to ask. 

Monday, June 20, 2011

Adult Language.

Yo, yo, yo was sup my niggas?!  I'm here chillin wit my saggy bottoms! nahmean?  LOL

Ladies and Gentlemen, I must admit that when I was 15 years old I used SOME street language when I talked.  I only used them, however, when I would hang out with my friends.  I found that by using good English that it would catch on with my friends and we all now speak human. 

I would like to think that I contributed to the language skills of my friends.  I loved that Spanish motto, "Tell me with whom you walk and I'll tell you who you are."  I wanted others to perceive my friends similar to how they perceived me.  A young trustworthy, educated man.  I honestly think it worked.

I hate to say it but there are some of you guys, on facebook, that speak as if they were still 16 and in high school.  How can anyone expect to be respected if your in your early 40's and trying to be a teenager again.  You have become those adults that we used to make fun of in high school.  Most of you know who I am talking about.

Listen, I don't want to insult.  You guys can do whatever you want to do but don't get upset when no one respects you because you're 44 years old and walking in the street looking like you want to get raped showing your underwear with skid marks on them.  Talking nonsense out of your mouth and ass.  Usually, located in the same place!!!  lol

I know that there are people out there who do not like me.  I hope I haven't hurt and said anything to offend them for them to not like me but I really don't care,  they don't pay my bills or feed my kids.  I would just like for people to start acting their own age.

I am who I am and if you have a problem with how I am well, then tell me.  Make a good argument tho, don't just say something stupid.  Come to me with a logical conversation and I will be glad to entertain it.  If not, don't get mad if I don't acknowledge you because I don't like the way you are. 

I have a reputation to uphold!  LOL  Ya hear!!  Peace!!!!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

A little about me (The Virgin)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I've been told that I am a hard nut to crack.  That Some would like to know me better but don't know how to do it.  Here is the best description of my sign, Virgo.  It is me, some of it is better than the rest but here I am in a Nutshell!!!

Virgo and Independence:

Virgo is a very independent zodiac sign. They are fully able to put their intelligence to use and get things done for themselves. It is possible however that their narrow mindedness causes their creativity to suffer and they may lead regular routine lives. They may dwell too much on the past and over complicate things and this may limit their ability to move forward and confuse themselves. In conclusion, Virgos are able to be independent but the less evolved types will have difficult if someone is not there helping them to achieve more and not be so critical of themselves.
Virgo and Friendship:
People look up to Virgo for friends because they are straight thinkers and solve problems logically. They are truthful, loyal and determined. Some people might find them cold or emotionally detached because they live in their minds, not in their emotions and feelings. It might be hard to pin down how a Virgo friend is feeling because they easily live in denial. A person who is able to read deep into another person will notice when Virgo is not well but if they confront them about it, they would rather retreat then talk about it. It is best to keep your emotional distance from a Virgo friend unless they open up to you first. Virgo might try to analyze and control a friend's life but only with the idea that they will improve their life, not purely for the sake of controlling. Be patient with your Virgo friend and understand that their recommendations are only to make your life better.

Virgo and Business:

Virgos are very intelligent, they have an excellent memory and a highly analytical mind. This makes them good investigators and researchers. They also have the ability to probe into a person's emotions and they can often see into people and detect what their motives are. This makes them great policemen or interrogators. Virgos are very good at problem solving, this is what they do best. They are confronted with a problem, they will pick apart the pieces and put it together in the proper order. They are rational thinkers and are good at settling other people's disputes and putting them on the right track for reconciliation. Any position that requires the above features, which is a very long list, is perfect for the Virgo. They keep the world in order.

Virgo Temperament:

Before a Virgo plunges into anything, from a problem to a vacation idea, they need to analyze all the facts and know all the details before they plunge in and make a decision. This makes them seem indecisive and slow. Virgo's perception is their reality, more so then other astrology signs. What they believe is what will be, if they have a negative outlook on life, things will present themselves to be negative and they will be very moody and isolated/detached. If they are positive, the same events that occur will be held in a positive light and they will be a pleasant, well adjusted person. A Virgo mind is a very powerful mind and they must have the proper attitude for their life to be happy and successful. Virgo needs to get in touch with their feelings, this is why they usually seem cold or detached. They are very prone of living in denial. They will say the feel okay or everything is alright even when it's not. This is an easy way out, the one thing that Virgo does not like to analyze is their feelings so pretending everything is okay is a good defense mechanism for not having to take a closer look at their feelings. Virgo has an unpredictable and sometimes unstable temperament.

Virgo Deep Inside:

They need to be organized in their mind, sometimes all their energy is taken from organizing their mind that they have a difficult time organizing their surroundings. They easily look too deep into an issue and over analyze what they precept. Virgo is ambitious and strives to always know more and have more. This is in their eternal quest to bring order to chaos. Even if order is obtained from an outsiders' point of view, Virgo will not be settled for they have a very active mind that is always thinking and can never be silenced. Virgos want to be of use, they need to be important and essential to everyone in their lives and in everything they do. Virgo's major life lesson is to learn to trust in and have faith in the unknown. They have to understand that things in life happen for a reason that is not always known to them, they do not have to always know everything. They need to learn to calm down and not over-analyze a situation or event. Deep inside, Virgo is very sensitive and they need to be appreciated for all the things they do. When is Virgo is offended or hurt, they may never show it.

Virgo in a Nutshell:

pickiness and finickiest. They are pure, their motives are honest never malicious and they want to accomplish something.

What it's like to date a Virgo Man:

The Virgo man has a cool exterior with a sensitive interior. He has tremendous respect for a woman and will treat her like and equal. He likes woman who stir his emotions because he is reluctant to express his own emotions, which he tries and this often causes conflict not just inside himself, but it spills out into the relationship. This man takes patience and understanding. He will not get extremely close so do not try to enter his psyche and become closely entangled, this will make him feel threatened. He needs a classy woman who is not impulsive or unconventional. He leads a predictable life and a predictable woman will make him feel safe. He is perfect for the down to earth, conventional woman. He won't be romantic and sweep you off your feet, but he will be by your side and be very loyal. This man's sensuality comes out with time. For the woman who wants a stable, solid relationship with a visible, smooth sailing future is perfect for the Virgo man.

How To Attract Virgo:

Virgos need intellectual stimulation. Impress them with facts and details. Always try to come to conclusions when having a conversation, they do not like topics that go nowhere, they like conversations to come to a close or consensus, even if you agree to disagree. They are very conventional people so do not do anything spontaneous or force them to make a hasty decision, they take their time and think intensely in their mind. They are not slow, their brain is working evaluating everything. Do not attempt to probe inside their mind because their emotions are pretty much closed off until the relationship is solid, and they will decide when that time will be. Virgos are natural worriers, do not let this get to you. Do not give them cause to worry because this makes them get wound up like a spring. Let Virgo take the lead, they like to be in control of what is happening. Keep the date tasteful and do not be vulgar, they like calm and classy surroundings and people.

Virgo Erogenous Zone:

The stomach area is very sensitive to Virgo. Stroke it, circle their belly button with your finger, give them a light belly massage. This makes them feel warn and will help open them up a little bit. Be gentle, no sudden moves or vicious acts like biting or slapping, this will startle them and cause them to retreat.

Sex With Virgo:

As time progresses, sex with Virgo becomes more and more sensual. These are not the type of people who will engage in a one night stand, they are too reserved and prudish for that. Expect sex to be direct and straightforward, no fancy moves, places or games. Virgo is not a highly sexed zodiac sign and does not place much importance on it, if anything they consider sex to be gross and dirty. Once a relationship is solid, Virgo is willing to experiment a little bit with techniques and foreplay but like everything else involving a Virgo, it takes time to develop once all the advantages and disadvantages have been thoroughly weighed out.

Call me!!!  Ken  LOL

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Old Friends

Today I went to a gathering at the FDR drive's Amphitheater.  I wasn't planning to go but after cleaning up my house a bit, I set out to go and I did.  I was happy I did.  It seemed like forever but I saw an old friend after 14 years.

There are a few people in this world that do not like social networks or even e-mails.  I don't blame them.  In a way, I've heard stories about Facebook causing marriages to break up and contributing to the divorce rate going higher.

I, for one, can confirm that it is the cause of at least one marriage breakup.  I won't get into the details because it is difficult for me but yes it's true.  Anyway, my friend doesn't like them and therefore ended practically being in the witness protection program!  Disappears from the face of the earth without Any contact.

I must say I missed him but it felt like I just saw him yesterday.  Doesn't change,  He looks good and he's obviously happy.  I'm happy for him.  I just hope that now he keeps in touch!  I also saw many other friends that I know from the neighborhood and those that read this off of facebook can see the new album I uploaded.  I haven't felt that good in a long time.  I guess you can say a ray of sunshine in the midst of a storm. 

It just basically tells me that I will be okay.  I have come to realize that you can't put a monetary value on what I experienced today.  Wow.  I hope we can do it again real soon.  For those that read this and know me, it's a rarity that I go out like that but I did and thank you guys for making my day!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Two good and funny jokes.

I heard these jokes and of course I have to pass them on. 

1.   President Obama calls the FOX channel and tells them that he is disappointed with their programming because they don't have enough Latinos and African Americans on the network.  Fox responds by saying they will correct the problem.  Starting Saturday they are going to show Americas Most Wanted and Cops twice a day!!!!!

2.  Lady goes into Baskin and Robbins and asks the clerk how many flavor of Ice cream do they have.  He said 31 and they are all posted behind him.  She asks if he could read it to her because she doesn't have her glasses.  He reads them to her and she asks for "Chocolate", the guy tells her that unfortunately there is no more chocolate.  She asks him to read them a second time and even tho he is a little upset he does it.  She asks for "Chocolate" again.  He turns and says there is no chocolate.  She asks him a third time to read them to her and he does it but angrily.  She asks for "Chocolate" one more time.  He's pissed at this point.  He asks her, "Lady, if you take the letters I-L-L-A out of Vanilla what do you get?"  She says, "VAN" He says, "If you take out B-E-R-R-Y out of Strawberry what do you get?" She says, "Straw." He says, "If you take out FUCK out of Chocolate, what do you get?" She says, "There is no FUCK in Chocolate!"  He screams, "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!".

Please enjoy these jokes and have a wonderful weekend and for us Fathers, Have a beautiful and most deserving Fathers day!"  From me to you!!!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Today I'm feeling disappointed.  Do you know how it feels to be excited about something to find that it went the other way for you?  I guess I should be use to it already but I'm kinda hoping that God changes it up for me a little bit.

I believe that words have power.  that if you say something with conviction it comes to pass.  the bible does say "Words will come to pass".  Think it, Say it, believe what you said and it will come to you.  I guess that's why praying is so important.

A prayer for today:  Dear Almighty God, he that is Great and Powerful, I praise thee.  I bask in the glory that is love and life in which you have so generously provided for me.  I thank you for my life and the opportunity to praise and love you.  I call upon you to come into my heart and bring the joy and love that is missing in my life.  Bring me sustenance to fill that void created by the ungrateful and the promise breakers. Bring me the strength and the patience that is required to live comfortably in your arms.  Father Almighty, in this time of heartbreak and depression, I ask that you help me rise up and prosper in the love of my family and friends.  I ask that my family is NEVER in need of anything for your love and guidance control our lives.  I ask this is his ALMIGHTY Name!!!  Amen.

Thanks For praying with me.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The origin of Sagging (Pants not boobs! LOL)

You know, I have to Shake My Head when it comes to this fad.  All these young kids doing it, I guess is fine but when I see old men like me wearing the pants like that I have to wonder. First and foremost, I must give you, those that don't know, the origin of the fad.

Prison.  it's that simple.  In prison you have a chain of command from the peons to the ones in charge.  Everyone knows the ones in charge.  Those are the big, strong, intelligent serial murderers that would kill you like he was having breakfast.  Under him his followers, soldiers and so forth.  Whatever.  Separated by gangs, some by age and so forth.

A community withing a community.  The saggers are, unfortunately, the punk bitches of the community.  They HAVE to wear their pants like that because they must be ready for penile entry at a moments notice!  It identifies them as said "Punk Bitches" and they are required to wear them like that. 

Now, do you really want to let the world know that you like getting raped?  Or for the veterans, do you want to tell the world that you did prison time in that capacity?  C'mon now!  What about those 40 or even 50 year olds that wear their pants like that?

Is it because they can't afford a belt?  Let me tell you something, for those that know me and my family, if you ever, and I mean ever, see my son in the street wearing pants like that, call me immediately.  He definitely knows better and has a little more self-esteem than those that need to sag.

I don't care who gets upset at this.  It's time for this world (Our children) to be educated enough to go through this world with doors open because they look good.  Imagine me walking into an interview wearing pants like that?  I don't think security would let me up!!!

My friends, my opinion may not be warranted nor desired but I guess I'm trying to better this world, at least my little corner of it, with my life's experience. 

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Classic Comedians

This morning my son woke up and asked me if I knew that Larry the cable guy was the voice of Maynard in the movies "Cars".  I said yes I knew.  My daughter, however, didn't know who he was so she asked him.  He said that he was  an old comedian that has been around forever.

I turned to him and said "What are you talking about, forever?"  He said yeah, he first came out about 10 years ago.  I was taken a back to that.  I couldn't believe that my son thought "Larry the cable guy" was a classic comedian.

I asked him if he knew who Bob hope  was.  He said no.  I asked him if he knew who Jerry Lewis was.  He sad no.  I went on to name others like Milton Berle, Dean Martin, Soupy sales and he didn't know any of them.  What is this world coming to when Larry is a classic comedian?

I guess since I was raised by my grandfather, I looked forward to watching Bob Hope movies and Jerry Lewis and so forth every Sunday morning.  That was classic slapstick comedy and they can never be replaced no matter how hard anyone tries.  Good clean fun.  Mysterious chases.  They made monsters people to!

Today's comedians only talked about sex and how the left testicle is mad at the right for living next to an asshole!  Every 5th word is a curse word.  I'm so happy I introduced Lucille Ball in "I Love Lucy" to my daughter who laughs uncontrollably whenever she sees the episodes.  The hallmark channel brings her back.

SMH!  I guess I'm going to have to take out some of my movies and sit his ass down to watch them!  Most of all, I love my Danny Kaye movies.  His style and mannerisms are the best and have NEVER been duplicated.  God bless them all.  They're probably hanging out all up there wondering at what point did it all go wrong!  I know many of you feel the same way. 

Please don't deprive your children of the classics just because they're in black and white or whatever.  I'm sure they'll be better people as adults for it!   thank you

Monday, June 13, 2011

A "Constant" Thank you!!!

Today I was going to blog about Freedom of Speech.  I'll do that at a later date because I know I will be offending certain people so I must prepare for the backlash.  I would rather talk today about "Constant".  The "constant" in my life.

Maybe I should just thank those that add something special to my daily life.   It would help kill two birds with one stone.  First and foremost, no matter what others think of my relationship with God, I MUST thank and praise him for all that he has bestowed on me.  Every breath that I take is a gift from God and he continues to give generously.  He is the main "Constant" in my life.  Amen

 Secondly, I would like to thank my mother.  Although we may not see eye to eye most of the time, I know she loves me very much and that she gave of her all to raise me.  I know I'm not the grand prize of children!  She has been a "Constant"  in my life and I appreciate and love you.  Thank you.

Thirdly, believe it or not, I want to thank my soon-to-be ex-wife.  LOL  For if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have had these beautiful children in my life.  I can't imagine my life without them and I love them very much.  They are a Major "Constant" in my life.

Continuing, I want to thank a very good friend/older brother to me.  This is a person who took me under his wing, a rarity in itself, and is teaching me what it is to be Salsa Pianist/Musician.  I'm learning salsa philosophy.  I'm learning patience and trust again.  He provides me with the wisdom of experience and knowledge.  He gets mad at me and breaks on me when I veer off the road.  He comes from a very loving place even tho he refuses to show it!  He is as stubborn as I am and I love him for it.  Gilberto "Pulpo" Colon Jr, you are a major "Constant" in my life and I appreciate you.  Thank you

I want to thank my "Constant" facebook friends that were friends before facebook.  You know who you are.  Certain people that like to get the last word.  People who are bothered because some nut job deleted them from facebook.  People who are lost and ask me for help and people who help me when they see that I am lost.  You guys are my "Constant"  And I appreciate and thank you for that!!!

You must ask "Why is Kenny going thru all this?"  LOL  It's simple.  I don't usually do this.  It's very hard to reveal my feelings this deeply.  It's as rare as it is hard.  I wanted to take the opportunity so that everyone can have a great day on my account.  I get pleasure from giving pleasure.  Is that weird?  If I forgot to mention you, and you are a "Constant"  in my life.  Thank you!!!  Enjoy your week/life!!!!

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Religion (Again)

Why is it so difficult for someone who is deep into religion to accept other people's opinions and move on with their life?  I was taught at a young age to never debate religion or politics.  I understand why but sometimes I'm teased to the point of argument!  So, this is my point!

I'm 44 years old and I've done my time (religious time!)  I was an alter boy for 5 years of my life and I know the Catholic masses backwards and forwards, inside and out, up and down.  I've learned that going to mass on Sunday, to me, is a waste of time.  How is repeating the same thing over and over again praising our Lord?

To add to my religious background, I went to catholic school for 8 years.  Of course, back then, they were deep into religious studies.  If you weren't Catholic, you weren't allowed to go to school there.  We had nuns, friars, Brothers and priests.  If you look at my first grade class picture, you can see what I was talking about.

Anyway, I, as an individual, have come to a place in my heart where only God dwells in.  A place where pure loves resides and the knowledge of truth is always is the air.  I know my bible and can defend myself, if need be, with it.  I don't push my beliefs on others because, in following the golden rule, I don't want it done to me.  I'm NOT embarrassed of my Lord.  If people want to hear it from me, they will ask.

If you want to debate religion with me, don't get upset if I make a point that you don't agree with but is true.  Everyone has their own relationship with God.  Some are closer than others but it's not your job to bring them to where you are at.  The bible says that our body is a temple.  Okay, so when I pray to God and speak to him daily, I am in church.  My church. 

Some of you on facebook, have read my prayers and know that I am sincere.  I pray for all to see and appreciate the fact that you can comment or not.  Accept or accept not.  But I'm pretty sure that God doesn't want you to praise him and not be happy about it!  If I'm happier praising and loving him my way and showing the world that I'm not such a bad guy, then let me be. 

There is no wrong way to interpret the bible.  Each, as an individual, can do it on their own.  We may not see things equally but the word is still there.  And the word is Love.  Besides, the bible does teach us NOT to interpret it anyway.  Look, I may be venting a little, but you want a debate, I am glad to comply, the only difference is I'm doing it with an open mind, can you?

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Master

Living in this world brings obstacles and pleasures.  It brings the ends of both spectrum's.  Good and bad.  Happy and sad.  Love and hate.  How we live in this world is a testament of our upbringing and value system. 

To live in a manner in which you're comfortable requires a person mastering what they love most and accomplishing their individual goals.  I believe I have mastered how to treat people so I can be treated the same way.  I have mastered a value system which allows me to stand my ground while being open to other opinions and ideas.

I have mastered how to write, express, and show feelings without compromising my manhood.  I admit that I have not mastered my piano and believe that its a life long journey in doing so.  Having said that I want to show appreciation to those that have mastered thier individual talents and goals.  Kudos.

I am presently mastering fatherhood but that too will be a life long journey.  I guess I haven't mastered friendship due to the number of friends I have lost throughout the years.  Especially friends that i called brothers but I believe it was meant to be.  Our time has ended.  I know I have said it before but I want to make clear that I love all the people that call themselves my friends/family.

I may live for myself, or more so for my kids,  but when the shit hits the fan, I am there for you.  Please believe that.  I can't hold grudges unless the crime against me is that powerful.    Can time heal? Yes. Will I make the first move to connect? No.  Sorry.  Anyway.  Just wanted to vent a little!!!!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

An afternoon at the movies

Ladies and Gentlemen, I cannot believe the amount of money I dropped today taking my children to see Kung fu Panda 2 in 3D!  I had to blog because I needed a way to vent!!!  $32.00 for admission and $47.00 for snacks.

And it wasn't a lot of snacks either! Nachos, popcorn a slushie and mini franks!   What the hell is going on with the movie industry.  I remember going to Essex street theatre and paying $3.00.  I now know why people are buying the bootleg versions.  It's only $5.00 and you can eat whatever you want in the comfort of your own home.

Even better, times square may have been cheesy and dirty but where else could you have gone to see a Bruce Lee marathon for $3.00?  The floors are sticky and most of the seats didn't work but you see a great movie and when you're finished, you get to go outside and take a Polaroid in front of one of those cheesy pictures drawn on a blanket, in graffiti no less!

I'm happy to take my kids to the movies but there has to be a way to enjoy one movie without losing an arm and leg.  50c to play Galaxia.  C'mon people!  I think they we should form some sort of boycott.   Tell you something else.  There is no movie worth seeing at the theatre anymore.  At least I know it'll come on HBO or cable within 6 months of it's out of the theatre.

I'm just saying.  The food was not worth a penny but I assure you.  It's not happening again.  It's upsetting that my children will have to wait or go with someone else, but I have to stand on principal!

Monday, June 6, 2011

My Character

Last night, I was feeling kind of low.  Maybe a little relapse into some depression.  Anyway, A friend of mine asked me to call her and we had a great conversation.  Finally, an adult conversation about life and its situations.  She helped me feel better.  I guess that's what friends are for!

As usual, in a very friendly fashion, she explained that I can be very hard to deal with.  She states that I have a strong character and that I rarely can compromise with certain subjects/people.  I agreed with her to a certain extent.  I've always been very NON-confrontational, the problem is that when I'm right, I'm right! 

LOL.  I don't want to think of it as a bad thing but rather I feel that I can help others see where they are wrong.  I know that sometimes I don't see where I am wrong and that is a fault but when I realize it, I admit it and move on.

I think it serves me well as a self defense mechanism.  It allows me to deal with people that, well, just don't understand.  The people that know me know that I'm coming from a good place.  A place of honesty, love and trust.  I don't comment because I want to be an asshole but rather to make life a little more interesting. 

Honestly, sometimes i don't give a shit.  Some friends talk out of their asses and yet I compromise.  I guess I've valued my friendly relationships on a high level and those that don't value it that high, I wouldn't be able to call friends.

I enjoy a good debate every once in a while.  More often than not and I appreciate the fact that people don't take it personally and can move on.  You have, however, those that think you're a fucked up person simply because you don't agree with them.

Agreeing to disagree has become a habit of mine so that people don't go to bed angry.  I must admit, some of you guys are more hardheaded than me.  Remember, its an opinion.  There is no right or wrong, just the public view, as well as, your personal view.

I'm proud to have a strong character.  It allows me to have a certain type of friend around me.  If I ever get into another relationship, highly doubtful, but if I do, that person would get over me quickly.  Another flaw of mine.  Giving of myself 100% to the person that I love.

To those that I consider close friends and know me well.  Know that I love you guys and that I will be there when you need me.  To those that are somewhat my friends, (Friends by situation) I got love for you too.  Just not that much!  LOL.

Enjoy your day everyone!!!!!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Flatleaver

Today I want to ask, "What is a friend?"  Is there anyone that can answer that?  I have over 1000 FB friends but can I actually call any of them true friends?  No.  Its that simple.  A friend loves you unconditionally.  A friend listens as they feel your pain.  A friend agrees with you even tho you may be wrong.

A friend NEVER leaves you hanging when you make plans with them unless there is an absolute emergency.  A friend can offer an opinion but never judges you for yours.  I think these are perfect requirements for a friendship.  I'm not asking for much.

I think that my heart has been tortured to the point of no recovery and that has affected some of my acquantances relationships.  I love some of you guys but I don't trust anymore.  What happened?  Well, those that know me know what.  Anyway, I';m trying to move forward but some of my "friends" keep leaving me hanging.  Do you remember the term "Flatleaver"?  Well, they are still around.  lol

Friday, June 3, 2011

Better Education?

This morning I went to get breakfast at a local Dominican restaurant.  I know them well and I ask about the family.  The lady there tells me she sent her daughter to DR for school because she was always getting sick here in NY. 

I found that very curious.  I told her, "No offense, but aren't the schools here better than the ones in DR?"  Her response kind of threw me off.  She said that the schools in DR are much better than the ones here.  In fact, she actually looked agitated that I had the balls to say that!  LOL

I can only reference schools in Puerto Rico to the ones here.  I know that when students from PR come to NY to finish school, they are usually placed one grade back.  It may be a language thing but the schools in PR are primarily english now.  Yes, even in the mountain redneck areas!  LOL.

Maybe it's my American pride but I highly doubt that the schools are BETTER in DR than here.  I know many families that come to NY specifically for that.  It's not about money, I know that, I think it's just a long tradition of education and its practices.  Please, If you know differently, let me know.  I think, however, that I would have to see it for myself! 

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Dickhead

As I waited for my daughter to come out of school today, I was talking to the crossing gueard on the corner.  We were having a nice conversation when the crossing gueard saw a handicapped lady in a wheelchair about to cross the street.  In her usual mode, she wuickly moved towards the sidewalk to ensure a safe crossing for the lady.

As the light turned in her favor, the crossing guard stopped the traffic from turning into her street so that the wheelchair can cross safely.  The car she stopped identified the handicapped lady and smiled.  She waited patiently for her to cross.  Behind her was a driver for "Lane Air conditioning".  He beeped the horn as if to be in a rush and startled the lady in the chair. 

To make matters worse, he was on the cell phone talking like if it was okay.  I understand being impatient but that was just rude.  He's lucking I wasn't in front of him, I would have gone LES on his ass.  How are you going to do that with markings all over your van signifying where you work?  Ignorant Motherfucker isn't he?

Anyway, I took down the information and when I went to check on the company, I found many Lane Air Conditioning companies.  i guess this is called a canundrum.  I know that he will sooner or later pay for what he does but I pray that he doesn't kill someone because he's in a rush to get lunch or something.  SMH